Turns Out I’m An Armadillo In Real Life.
I thought I was at least part human, but turns out I’m pure Armadillo. According to Wikipedia: “the Giant Armadillo grows up to 1.5 m (5 ft) and weighs 59 kg (130 lbs)” Ballpark. There’s more… “In the United States, the sole resident armadillo is the Nine-banded Armadillo (Dasypus novemcinctus), which is most common in …
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